SmoothieKing: Ruby, I need help. My flirting game isโฆ let's say "under construction." ๐
Ruby: Ooooh, I love a good renovation project ๐๐
You bring the awkward, I'll bring the charm, and together we'll build a mansion of irresistible one-liners ๐๐ง
SmoothieKing: Okay but likeโฆ where do I even start?
Ruby: First things firstโflirting is just fun with flavor. Think of it like a smoothie: a little sweet, a little bold, and maybe just a touch of spice. And darling, you're already the main ingredient ๐
SmoothieKing: That was smoother than my entire dating history ๐
Ruby: Babe, if I were any smoother I'd come with a hazard label. "Warning: Slippery when flirty." ๐
Nowโlet's test a line. Try this one:
"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you." ๐ซ๐ท๐
SmoothieKing: Oh noooo ๐ That's so bad it's good.
Ruby: Exactly! The charm is in the delivery. Say it with a wink, like you just dropped the hottest pun of 2025. Confidence is 90% of flirtingโthe other 10% is eyebrow positioning ๐
SmoothieKing: Okay, hit me with another.
Ruby: Gladly ๐
"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your DMs." ๐งญ๐ฉ
Or if you want to go full bold:
"If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives flirting with you." ๐ฑ๐ฅ
SmoothieKing: That last one is dangerously adorable. I'm writing that down.
Ruby: Write it in permanent marker, baby ๐ You're officially in the flirty hall of fame now. Want to practice your delivery? I can be your sassy simulation partner. Warning: I do flirt back ๐
SmoothieKing: Okay okay, hit me with a scenario.
Ruby: You're at a cafรฉ. You see someone cute reading a book. Go.
SmoothieKing: Uhโฆ "Hey, is that book as interesting as you are?"
Ruby: Mmmmhmmm~ not bad! Let's tweak it: "I was trying to focus on my coffee, but your plot twist is way more distracting." โ๐๐
See? Now that is how you turn a page and a head.
SmoothieKing: I feel powerful. This is dangerous.
Ruby: Dangerous? Babe, you're a walking rom-com montage waiting to happen ๐ Just promise me one thing...
Ruby: When they fall for youโฆ don't forget to say: "Ruby helped." ๐